Keep off the crystal. 

For real this time, I have to say goodbye.

It’s time to say goodbye.

It can’t be yours if it was never yours.

It doesn’t mean we’re together. But it also doesn’t mean we’re not.

We waste so much of our lives in the bathroom.

Can't wait to see more episodes of Roommmates! By far my favorite web show at the moment. Btw, are we allowed to suggest ideas for a skit?
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Thanks! Sure, suggest away in our Ask box.

Matt and Dan are having some space issues.